“Crude Romance” Hoodie

$54.99 USD

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Turn heads and spark conversations with this bold, satirical graphic tee that blends vintage Americana with tongue-in-cheek political humor. The design features a classic Uncle Sam character gazing lovingly at an anthropomorphic oil barrel, framed by hearts, flowers, and playful Valentine-style accents. Above them, the caption reads: “I’ve Only Got Eyes For You”, delivering sharp irony with a lighthearted, cartoon aesthetic.

Rendered in clean, high-contrast illustration with warm reds, pinks, and patriotic tones, this shirt is perfect for those who appreciate dark humor, political commentary, and unapologetic satire. Whether you wear it as a statement piece, a protest-through-fashion, or just for the laughs, this tee doesn’t whisper—it speaks loud and clear.

Details:

Premium, soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
High-quality, durable print designed to last
Unisex fit suitable for everyday wear
Ideal for satire lovers, free-speech advocates, and conversation starters

Wear it ironically. Wear it boldly. Wear it knowing people will definitely have opinions.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	68.6	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	84	86
B) Width (cm)	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152.4	162	172
B) Half Chest (cm)	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76.2	81	86
C) Sleeve Length (cm)	85.1	87.6	90.2	92.7	95.3	97.8	100	103

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33.1	33.9
B) Width (inches)	40	44	48	52	56	60	63.8	67.7
B) Half Chest (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	31.9	33.9
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	33.5	34.5	35.5	36.5	37.5	38.5	39.4	40.6

Care Instructions

General	The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.
Wash	Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.
Dry	Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store	This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase.

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